To Whom it may Concern (namely, those with a Y chromosome):
I know that many of you, through the magic of search engines, inadvertently find your way into my little world. And I realize that you could care less about about the regular ramblings of a stay-at-home mom.
I realize now that using the word “nuts” in my blog name opens me up to traffic based on interesting search terms.
But can I make a suggestion?
If they hurt, and you really are interested in getting some legitimate advice, try using a more, um, technical term to describe them in your search.