Have you ever been in the midst of a conversation with someone where they make some cutting remark that makes you look/feel stupid?
Then, as you are walking away, or even an hour or two later, or the next day, you think, “Well, duh! That is how I should have responded! If I had only said that, I totally would have come out on top!”
Of course, you don’t walk back to that person, or even call them on the phone, and say, “Hey, you know that conversation we were having the other day? Well…”
You don’t do that because, well, you’d look like a dork. Lame. A big weenie.
Well Joe, doncha know, a week after the zinger is a little late to make you look clever with your comeback.
You big weenie.