Him: You know, I really hate it that you aren’t ticklish. It seems like an unfair advantage.
Me: Hmmm. Well, you know, control issues.
Him: Hey, I have control issues, too. That’s why I hate being so ticklish.
Me: Well, I was ticklish when I was a kid, you know.
Him: So, what? Did you just will it to go away?
Me: Um, yeah, basically.
Him: What the heck went so terribly wrong in your childhood???