As if there were any question at this point…
I think, at some point or another, every parent is peed on while changing a diaper. It is one of those things that makes you feel like you are truly a parent.
Tonight, Caleb decided to do me one better.
After all, how many parents can say that they were peed on FROM THE NEXT STALL OVER?
When I told Sean of this amazing feat, he asked me exactly how that came about. I responded with the logical answer which was, of course, HOW THE HECK SHOULD I KNOW? I was in THE NEXT STALL OVER. I couldn’t exactly see the precise mechanics that led to the situation.
The best I’ve got is: If you give a midget a fire hose, it’s bound to get away from him once in awhile.
I’ll be washing my feet before bed tonight.